Top 10...Dad Jokes

    Now that I’m Dad, it’s only right that I start getting a collection of ‘Dad Jokes’ ready for when the kids are older. Now because I’m still a rookie in the Dad joke department I needed some help until I master the craft and make up my own. So here are the top 10 Dad jokes I have heard so far.

-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

 Modern Family through ABC

Modern Family through ABC

-Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

-"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"

 Big Daddy Through Paramount

Big Daddy Through Paramount

-I was going to tell a joke about dogs but I felt it was a little far-fetched.

-I was addicted to the hokey pokey...But, I turned myself around.

-Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda Was.

-Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.

 The Tonight Show through NBC

The Tonight Show through NBC

-The rotation of earth really makes my day.

-My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water". I know he means well

-Son: "Dad, I'm hungry" Dad: "Hi hungry, I'm Dad"

     What are the best Dad jokes you've heard? Let me know in the comments below, I need to build up my catalogue. If you like this post and like what we do on this blog, please like and share. 

- Papa Bird